From The Earth MISS USA (DNA Genetics: Baroni Extracts) vs My Glass Nail

2017 Current

This unyielding dab destroys my boot camp lungs, penetrating my mind with it’s burning expectorant passion to release, to get loose, and then to recover.  As I cough out all hope of standing firm against this Miss USA blast, I slough back into my wicker chair remembering things that could be, that should be, that will hopefully be done today.  


A time lapse occurs, briefly reminding me of yet only moments ago, like a 420 deja vu.  The inspirational effects of this cannabis strain are concisely amazing, providing an upgraded mirror image of myself and reflecting back my sober, clutter-brained, attention deficit disfunctions.  This reflection rapidly decomposes into a mental acuity that perfectly engages my racing subconsciousness clutch braced with perfect flushness against my organizational transmission gearing, and I begin to write.


The way this extraction sits beautifully inside the 1130 Artisan’s glass bottom container allows its captivated audience ideal visibility of its’ unique up close resemblance to nuclear yellowcake.  It’s delicious minuscule crystalline bunches are quite appealing, from the very first glance to complete dissipation atop this blistering quartz nail. 


Strain Information:

Suggested name - MISS USA

Breeder - DNA Genetics

Grower/Extractor - 1130 Artisans

Dispensary Provider - From The Earth, Santa Ana, CA

Date Acquired - 9/15/16

Date Sampled - 9/16/16

Misc Labeling Information - “Extra Virgin Rosin”, “Baroni”


Initial flavor notes: 

oats, botanical


Follow thru flavors:

Purely crisp OG flavors with subtle sweet earth underlying tones.  Lingering campfire taste of aluminum metal at the end of each puff.  


BHO content: very minimal.  enjoyable taste and effect with no residual crossfade from BHO 


The clutching of lungs from this hybrid OG bring me to my knees everytime, with gracious satisfaction of every dime.  




inherently pure.

genetically secure.

excellent distribution.